We were out having a shocking time when Norman thought he noticed a hot chick giving him serious
cut eye on the dance floor. Norm suddenly got excited and pogo-ed onto the floor, knocking into people and causing a
domino effect. 15 revellers
toppled over into a heap. Furious, the hot chick toe-punted him in his tip and threw her Tahiti Ticker cocktail in his face. The bouncers dived on him and proceeded to batter him with bicycle chains until the ambulance arrived.
We got into an all-against-all brawl on the N25 home. I was taken to the London Hospital in a Police helicopter!
Fucking Norm and his Night Bus Dance!!!