Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
When your girlfriend is riding you reverse cowgirlin the back door and gets off but lays her load on the region between the belly button and your nethers.
"I had the best time with my girl last night till her gave me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
"We couldn't see each other any more she keeps asking to give me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
