Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and
greets, or
just chilling at
a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay
Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally
show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from
comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee
not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
