Oban wankers are people who have difficulty spelling, piss you off easily and
hang about in large groups. Even when they try to be nice they still fail as they go about it in a ridiculous way. They may wear chinos on occasion even though they claim chinos are wankers. Some even reach the extent of not knowing
how to spoon. You do not have to be from Oban to be an Oban Wanker.
"I
dought it, im
wearing my
chinos"
"your such an Oban Wanker"
