"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand
Semi-intelligent person labouring under the delusion that turgidprose, two-dimensional characters and ill-considered high-sounding sermonizing qualifies as "philosophy".
The philosopher was greatly amused when the computer support gimp tried to tell him he was an objectivist.
