Define Off The Hard Meaning

Off The Hard

I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.

-Clipse
By Erin
Off The Hard
anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!
By Elianora
Caught Off Hard
1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
By Lyn
Twice Off The Same Hard
Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'
By Taffy