A
magical place filled with
loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about
10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.
Jackie: I SO got into
OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie:
What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all
Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!