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Define Old As Shit Meaning

Old As Shit
So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.
By Candi
Old Ass Shit
It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!

Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
By Jorrie
Old Saint Shit
The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney
By Mona
Old School Shit
When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.

I need to take an old school shit.
By Birdie
On Some Old (blank) Shit
In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing

50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.

on some old (blank) shit
By Anderea
OLD SHIT
Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!
By Karleen
Old Shit
Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!
By Jemie
Old Shit Cunt
the old people we work with

Tony is a old shit cunt
By Shannah
Old Shit Is Old
Repetition accentuates how old the shit really is.

Old shit is old, bro. Old shit is old.
By Shayna
I'm Too Old For This Shit
When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
By Jasmine