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Define Old Cock Meaning

Old Cock
A cock that is always laying down; never reaches a hard. (See ED and limp)

That man has an old cock and never pleases his bitch.
By Cloris
OLD Cock
An Australian slang term for in air conditioning retrofitter

MCM

The barra van has to go to old Cocks for ac

Customer the ac isn't cold mate

Mechanic no drama mate take it to old cocks
By Luz
Old Cock
When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed

Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
By Malvina
Chip Off The Old Cock
1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
By Terrie
Old Mans Cock
British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"
By Anna-Diane
Old Kennedy Cock Punch
(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
By Leontyne