Define Old One Eye Meaning

Old One Eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

By Ferdinanda

Good Old One Eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

By Bernete

Taking Old One Eye To The Optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

By Joleen

Old One Brown Eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

By Willy