The act of reducing female
passers by in the street to quivering jelly by using a dangerous combination of exquisite facial features and incredible thighs. This process takes place over a prolonged period, often of three months or more, resulting in a spell of
frenzied fornication and mutual joy for the perpetrator both of the Oli and chosen
passer by.
There I was, happy with the world and innocently walking to work when I was hit by an Oli from a
distance of about three
meters. Or: I have been well and truly
Oli'd so I am totally useless.