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Ombudsman
A school official who distributes small bags of marijuana to the students in a "drug-free school zone" --- i.e., if you attend classes, you're given weed at no charge (see tobacco-free campus for further details).

Disgusted college-enrollee: I was really pleased when i saw this school's brochure that boasted about its entire grounds being a "drug--free school zone" and about there always being an "ombudsman" on duty, but then when I got here, I was chagrined to discover that there were in fact no "gratis buds" after all --- it merely meant that zero drugs of any kind were permitted for students, and that the management would swiftly investigate complaints of faculty's misconduct. What a disappointment!
By Modestia
Ombudsman
Noun, slang. Used as a derogatory term toward Canadian bass players/backup vocalists with a goatee and/or a mohawk who happen to go by the name Mike Ayley. Although its origin is unknown, the word was likely first used on October 16, 2011 in a series of humorous tweets by Marianas Trench guitarist Matt Webb, who probably should have been working on recording the new album at the time.

Matt: “Mike is what I like to call an ombudsman.”

Matt: “Oh look, it’s a fucking ombudsman!”

Matt: “I think I lost 2 followers for excessively tweeting about ombudsmans last night. Oh well, they were probably ombudsmans."
By Auberta
Ombudsman
Verb. A function that selected Montgomery County Public Schools staff "do". Sometimes confused with the noun "Ombudsman", but MCPS no longer has an Ombudsman because the Board of Education eliminated that position in November 2008 to reduce accountability.

"Please ombudsman that issue."

"I can't take that phone call right now become I am in the middle of
ombudsmaning this letter."

"Let me ombudsman that for you."
By Rafaela
Ombudsman
A man standing on a street corner selling bags of weed.

I seen Ras Babbo on the street corner, and I asked him what he does, and he answered Ombudsman, nickel or dime?
By Sonni