Define Oracles Meaning

A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.

A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.

A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.

A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.

A Hip-Hop artist out of the Entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas, who is part of the record label Blood Bought Entertainment. You can check him out at www.bloodboughtent.com or myspace.com/theoraacle702

This cat is SIKK wit it!!

an ORACLE is someone who foretells the future; someone who has a deeper insight on whats to come than most people.

All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

The lid of a keg at a party, usually in the woods, that when dropped in ones cup, forces them to either chug, or leave the party.

Revealer, melanated God's greatness, the extreme patient one, bright messenger, Treal Historian!