Define Database Meaning

A euphemism for douche bag, perfect for the work setting. The origin of this meaning most certainly came from a computer science setting, where the term "database" is thrown around so much it was eventually used as a derogatory term.

A place where the wall of pure fiction cracks in one's head and where the addiction of one's world still spreads. A place where people struggles and doesn't matter is there is hope as the madness of the system grows.

The act of running scripts against a database, most commonly performed in either a SQL or Oracle environment. This includes, but is not limited to, statements pertaining to SELECT, INSERT, ADD, UPDATE and/or DELETE. In order for a procedure to be considered of true databasing nature, said procedures must be manually executed by the designated databasee. Scheduled stored procedures and automated jobs are not, under any circumstances, considered authentic databasing.

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.

Exhaustion related to the monotony and tediousness of working with or designing database applications. Side effects include sleepiness, boredom, numb legs, eye strain, and dislike of Keanu Reeves movies where computers seem interesting.

A place where only n00bs go to talk about Typology and Psychology. The people there are very unintelligent and suck at typing people. They are are all a bunch of lonely pretentious pseudo-intellectual nerds behind a computer that have no lives of their own and don’t know anything, not even their own asses from a hole in the ground. The community is full of high-strung elitist tools that take the website too seriously and thrive on arguing with people and trying to bring others down in order to boost their own ego/social status. It’s a very political community.

The community also has an extreme irrational hatred/bias/inferiority complex against anyone belonging to the INTJ personality type. They virtually call anyone who is an INTJ there, a “pseudo intellectual” by default, just because they feel jealous of, and are intimidated by such people. They accuse anyone who doesn’t “fit-in” with their own delusional view and typings to be an apparent “INTJ self-inserter”. Pathetic, huh? If you are an INTJ or an ESTJ, you can expect to be harassed on this website by other members for virtually no reason; Because this community collectively hates INTJ’s and ESTJ’s; and is swayed inaccurate by the biased INFP and INTP majority. This is the quality of people on this website.

In the end, the people there just only show themselves to be the misinformed, ill-advised, desperate, lonely, insecure, insignificant, no life, delusional little dumb-dumbs that they truly are.

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".