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A Procedure
Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.
By Lida
Procedure
Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.

Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.
By Nelle
Seizure Procedure
In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.
By Florentia
Procedure Town
A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."
By Sheila
Dental Procedure
A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
By Coriss
Reprisal Procedure
Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.

"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
By Ame
Procedure 85
after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.
By Enrichetta
Procedure WTF
when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!
By Alana
Procedure 7
When one group member of a group of people is ignored due to the fact they are creeps or just cause its a group decision. the group makes a circle leaving the outcast outside the circle.

Eli:Um... procedure 7 on Zeta! "
Group: 7!!!!!! 7!!!! can i geta 7!
By Jacquette
Melvin's Procedure
An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"
By Florri