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Define Flashlights Meaning

Flashlighting
When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.

Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG
By Rena
Flashlight
A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!

My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.
By Hedwig
Flashlight
A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
By Caresa
Flashlight
When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
By Lisette
Flashlights
A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.

Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.
By Stormie
Flashlight
A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.

The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
By Elena
Flashlight
A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.

Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
By Kelci
Flashlight
Useful for Robbing a house

A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?
By Isadora
Flashlight
Rubber sex toy, that looks like flashlight. Created for pleasant jerking off. Rubber inside it simulate vagina/anus/mouth.

How to use:

1) Put your erect penis inside it

2) You can hold it in your hand/put it between pillows

3) Bone it

(For better effect you can add some oil in it)

Ohh, I cummed a lot after jerking off with flashlight.
By Kalila
Flashlights
Used by Warhammer 40,000 players to refer to Imperial Guardsmens' lasguns, due to their weak strength in the game. Also sometimes called hot flashlights.

Guard player: "My squad shoots your marines."
Marine player: "Ooh, flashlights, scary."

Guard player: "...and my Stormtroopers have hellguns..."
Other player: "ooh, scary, hot flashlights."
By Ceil