Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual
By Lizbeth
Coming Out Of The Pantry
When a person - gay or straight - comes out as a gainer or encourager. Gainers are sexually attracted to being fat and getting fatter while encouragers are attracted to fat and making someone else fatter. Some people are both! This is essentially coming out about a specific part of one's sexuality.