Define Palp Meaning

"I currently palp a Surly Crosscheck with full fenders and a rear rack."

"Riders often palp more traditional wheels and equipment due to the rough cobblestones."

"The fear is palpable. Yes, you can actually palp it."

"i hope to get palped this weekend."

"i was so palped last night I palped all over myself."

"I accidentally stepped in your palp, and my dog palped it up."

"that chicks totally palpable...i'd palp her silly."

Emergency powers? That sounds too much like Palps.

Mace Windu was totally Palped by the Emperor’s force lightening. Did you see where he landed?

Hey guys pulling a Palp. *Takes a month off work and everyone thinks he died*