Define Lightening Meaning

Lightening
Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
By Mariette
Lightening
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
By Lorelle
Lightening
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
By Rosamund
Police Lightening
1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
By Terese
Lighten Up
to lighten up means to relax, to become less serious or less angry.

Lighten up, would ja? It was a accident.
By Marleen
Lightening Rod

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up
By Kitti
Lightening Bug
A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house
By Jeri
White Lightening
The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
By Willyt
Ride The Lightening
For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.
By Lin
Lightening Mcqueen
A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.
By Afton