A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger
Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain,
carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and
sleep deprivation.
It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.
Billy has
developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him
anymore.