PANTS UP, DON'T LOOT is a more relevant and truthful slogan than
the Ferguson rioters' "hands up, don't shoot," which originates from August 9, 2014, when a certain low IQ thug died while trying to deprive the gun of the police officer who tried to arrest this thug on suspicion of robbery, in Ferguson, Missouri, U.S.
This event triggered a huge chimp out in Ferguson. Dindu nuffins tried to turn the town into a jungle by looting, vandalizing and burning but eventually a
Hottentot chief named Al Sharpton realized, while rescuing Uncle Ben's rice packs from a burning grocery store that rice and chicken are a lot easier to get from the KFCs with food stamps than making it yourself at campfires.
Other positive things also happened, the active part of Ferguson residents had the opportunity to acquire new TVs, DVD and CD players, popcorn machines and fresh watermelons.
"Look at those hardworking people, whether society should pay them belts or suspenders, those
sagging pants substantially impede the carrying of the goods, it looks dangerous too - should I yell at them as; "
pants up, don't loot.."
"Nah man, it could just cause a primitive reaction and they'll begin to throw us with shit like apes at the zoos, besides it seems they will soon revive their African tradition."
"Their African tradition?"
"Yes, they will soon reject the pants and continue their
toil with big feathers sticking out of their ass cracks.
