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Define Pbms Meaning

PBM
PBM stands for plain and simply, Professional Black Man

This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.

Things that help

- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)

Morgan Freeman is currently the king of PBM's, this cannot be debated.

If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.

Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.

Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.
By Selina
PBM
A "poopy bruh moment". A "bruh moment" that also somehow involves poop.

"Sorry bro I can't come out tonight, my girlfriend has some crazy diarrhea and is shitting like crazy"
"Pbm"
By Alyss
PBM
Stands for Pretty Bish Music which is music that promotes female empowerment/ beautiful boss babes

PBM is made up by the rapper Saweetie

DJ: Who ready for some Pretty Bitch Music (PBM)
Crowd: Meeeee!
By Myra
PBM
Previously Banned Member

A: 'Did you know that Mike was a PBM?'
By Melody
PBM
Pretty Boy Millionaires, said often in songs by Soulja Boy and Lil B The Based God

PBM Motherfuckers, Pretty Boy Swagginn!

Soulja Boy - "PBM motherfuckers, we the prettiest richest niggahs you've ever seen niggah, steez!!"
By Reyna
PBM
We've got the MILF term. It was time to have the opposite. A PBM (for Paper Bag Momma) is a mom so ugly, that even the idea of touching her is disgusting.

dude #1 : What's up?
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.
By Bonny
PBM
Potential Boyfriend Material. Someone that you have been seeing/dating for a while and could be eligible for moving up a gear.

Shirley: "Yeah, so he took me to dinner, the movies, paid for everything, he even held the doors open."

Gertrude: "Well, Shirley. He definately sounds like PBM!"
By Dreddy
PBM
Acronym for Perfect Bowel Movement; a bowel movement which vacates quickly and smoothly without the need for exertion, leaves no mess behind, requiring no wiping, and leaves the sitter satisfied.
Some believe a certain (unknown) combination of dietary habits is the key to a PBM.

1. "I'm on a journey to achieve a PBM!"
2. "PBMs are good for the environment, as they waste no toilet paper."
3. "Wow, after that PBM I feel like I can eat a whole pizza, but that may ruin the chances of a second PBM."
By Tania
PBM
"Poor Boy Music" formerly "Peanutbutter Mosquitos"
A band from Suburban Detroit that plays mostly original music. They also cover a few great songs, but always in their own style. Their sound can be described as "Rock with Horns," or, "Modern-day Chicago," but not, "Ska."

"Hey I heard a cool band the other day. they really rock!"
"yeah? whodat?"
"PBM!"
By Monique
PBM
proud bald-headed man .

Andre Agassi? mebbe.. but proud? no.
By Colette