Define Pedometer Meaning

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

An instrument for walking. When you take a walk, It will measure the amount of steps you have taken, the amount of calories you have burned, and can measure the amount of pedos within typically 5-10 miles while talking a walk.

Very useful for people who want to burn calories and concerned parents

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.