Define Pernod Meaning

Pernod
A disfigured, bent, or ugly penis. Usually avoided by girls.

Veronica told me that Jared has a pernod, can you believe it?
By Carmella
Pernod Fils
A french Absinthe, popular before it was banned

A svelte aquistion of Pernod Fils was done by madame fatima where she first swished it in her mouth to see if it was legit.
By Alicia
Pernod Hug
A warm hug induced by pernod.

I need a hug.
A man hug?
No, a pernod hug will do...
(ahhhh)
By Ailene