An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills,
Brentwood, or
Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with
a fake smile for the
aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other
Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.
My friend: Dude don't even approach that Persian Princess. She's way out of your league.
Me: HAHA!
Naw dude, Ima just walk up on her and say, "Yo I'm DJ Poon, bitch. Where you stay at?"
My friend: That shit works?
Me:
Shit yeah. A Persian Princess can't resist a poser. I'll throw some ASL shit at her and she'll think it's
gang signs and next thing you know I'm all up inside her like I'm a plumber cleaning out her drainholes