Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s
faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to;
constipated movements that ensue for
circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘
Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my
birthing canal. I required
stitches, Susan.’
