1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with
oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a
flammable powder that comes from
boiled piss.
Some say that
phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a
drunken fool who wanted to
make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
