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play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't
unfriend because of the
backlash or family peer pressure.
Did you see how
Cristal posted six pictures of her kid
blowing his nose? She's such a
Play-by-Play Mom