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Define Playing The Trumpet Meaning

Playing The Trumpet
When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.
By Zea
Playing The Trumpet
To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.
By Jean
Nun Playing The Trumpet
A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
By Carolan
Playing The Porcelain Trumpet
When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.
By Nannette
Playing The Angel's Trumpet
Getting high by smoking weed

-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.
By Dulcinea