noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in
vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a
Pohlman
verb: to masturbate frequently, often with
Vaseline
(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!
(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses
to pick up
the dirty socks he pohlmans into.