Pokemoning (also spelled "
Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to
collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "
Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Person 1: "Okay. I have my
Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging
Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed
Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"