When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in
Big shaq new hit single(
chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year
old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.
"I couldve signed for
Man U the other day but broke my leg its
a mad ting"
"Wow such a shame"
"Porky Pies mate you couldn't
play ball if your life depended on it"