2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
"I see an Italian walk by, and if he's not Siciliano, chances are he's a Porto."
By Kristal
Porto
The best Portugal's city. People from Lisbon are envious of Porto people. Porto is AMAZING. We have Porto wine and food which are simply fantastic. Futebol Clube do Porto (FCP or just Porto) is the best team ever. Benfica fans are a fucking cunts. They're just jealous cause in 10 years, Porto won 7 of the championships and Benfica only 2. Porto people are friendly and love people who visit Porto.
Lisbon is basically the joke of Portugal! And Porto is basically the best place ever!
Oh, and Porto river (Rio Douro) is considered one of the most beautiful places to visit by the NEW YORK TIMES! Yeah, its true, go the internet and you'll find the review.
People from Lisbon: Lisbon is the best city of the world! We're awesome! Porto sucks!
Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.
The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"
"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"
By Uta
El Porto
Grungy surf area in the north end of Manhattan Beach, borders El Segundo and is right next to the smoke stacks. This area is a hotspot for surfers and is defined by the El Porto Parking Lot which runs from 45th street to Rosecrans. This area is often frequented by "ghetto" el segundo residents because of the shuttle system that they are so pround of. Be careful you don't get run over at the exit where surfers in pick up trucks speed through the stop sign.
"Duuuuuuude, check out the gnarly surf in el porto. It looks epic and the peaks are NIIICEEEE."
By Arlana
It's PORTO Time
This is what happens when you go up and bowl a certain way to get a strike. You scream this as loud as possible to ensure all of the pins fall.
When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the bluewater.
At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.
