A cult of
white supremacists who believe that President Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one's crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right
domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an
umbrella term for woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.
Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after
Christmas break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to
concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's windows are made of
bulletproof glass.