Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"
By Aile
Toddler
the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepypervert
that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped outcartoon characters.
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.
By Teri
Toddler
Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.
