Guy 1: Dude you suck.
Guy 2: Dude I hate you.
Narrarator: Oh no! A conflict!
Guy 1: I'll eat you.
Guy 2: Q(@_@Q) bitch.
Narrarator: Guy 2 proceeds to go to
Guy 1's place of inhabitance and rip his
intestines out of his ass and hang him with them while cutting out his eyebals with a salt-covered
butterknife.