You're fucking a girl from behind. Right before you cum, pull out. then
you spit on her back and say your done, then you get her to
turn over. as soon as she turns over shove her face towards your dick and
squirt in her eyes.
John: Dude
why'd brittany break up with you?
Josh: cause, i pulled a
qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high
fives*