C: "I have
osteoporosis" quoth he
A: Wtf does 'quoth' mean? Am i
intelligen't?
C: Indeed, it is a synonym for 'to say'
A: Nice
neckbeard you got there
C: It is the sign of all intellectuals
A: No, it's the sign of a manchild that hasn't left their basement ever since the dinosaurs fucking died
C: runs like the coward he is