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Define Neckbeard Meaning

Neckbeard
Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.

Stop being such a neckbeard.
By Bette
Neckbeard
people typically in their thirties or more, with nothing to do in their lives.

Can be most notably identified by:
- writing name definitions on Urban Diction

Timmy was smashing away on his keyboard, defining the name Jenna on Urban Dictionary: "A marvelous, exquisite manifestation of perfection within individuality... a Jenna is a reincarnation of God hersel-"

His mom busts into the room: "You've been living with me for thirty fucking years Timmy, are you not going to get a job, you fucking neckbeard?"
By Odelinda
Neckbeard
1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.

If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
By Betsey
Neckbeard
Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.

I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!
By Viviana
Neckbeard
(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.

Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
By Berri
Neckbeard
In programming jargon, a neckbeard is someone who enjoys working in lower level languages for the sake of being manly. Neckbeards typically favor Unix, VI, and AD&D.

I dunno I don't speak neckbeard
By Angel
Neckbeard
Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears

Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.
By Daffy
Neckbeard
Something to call someone in an argument instead of actually addresing their points.

Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The

Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.

Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
By Geri
Neckbeard
The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.

Wow sexy gorilla lead me astray with your hairy neckbeard
By Jemmy
Neckbeard
A Morbidly Obese Alpha male that lives in his Mummy's basement and hacks on CSGO and is extremely toxic. They are typically rarely spotted in public and can be most likely be seen with:

- 1 Man Purse
- Their Mum
- wearing a brony costume

If you encounter a neckbeard at a furry convention consider yourself lucky, you haven't seen the true wrath of a neckbeard.

Found a neckbeard on CSGO last night, What a fucking Manchild.
By Timothea