You know your from Randolph NJ when:
-There is a party basically every weekend.
-You hate
Roxbury & Knolls.
-Almost everyone is completely loaded.
-Your parents are doctors, lawyers, etc.
-Your high school is beastly at Ice Hockey.
-DQ is where every girl works during the summer.
-You stop at Burrinis,
ACME,
711, or
Dunkin in the morning.
-Budd is your favorite RAM guard.
-Almost everyone drinks/smokes on a daily basis.
-When your bored you either go to a party or drive around.
-Rumors spread like
wildfire.
-Basically every girl isnt a virgin.
-Half the school is STD infested.
-You love Randolph even when there isnt anything to do.
-We suck at football.
-Spirit week is the only good week in school.
-When random fights break out for no reason.
-Everyone hates the guidance counselers, vice principles, etc.
-Every guy thinks their fantastic at graffiti.
-The freshman are always slutty as alllll hell.
-You go to
the commons if you want to skip class.
-The cooking room is your favorite place to be.
-Everyone either works at Burrinis,
Forte,
DQ, or in
Morristown.
-You know who did what & when.