The act of an individual with male genitalia reaching into his (or her)
drawls to physically move his (or her) dick and
ballsack around in an effort to
optimize comfort—usually whilst sitting down, and often performed in public.
Seated at
the picnic table across from Aunt Phoebe, I found that my thighs were
squishing my junk and I was kind of sitting on top of my
Schwetty balls, so I had to rearrange.