Define Recruit Meaning

Recruit
enlist new members.

We have to recruit students to join chess club so that it won't have to disband due to lack of enrollment.
By Lorry
Recruit
1. A pussy ass bitch in my beloved U.S. Marine Corps.
2. Recruit on P.I. or S.D. "trying" to Become Marine.
3. Some other dick that isnt in the Armed Forces.

These damn recruits keep landing on my island and quitting!!
Start shooting some failures!

Ohhrraah! Semper Fidelis
By Peggie
Recruiter

My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.
By Lauri
Recruit

You are absolutely DISGUSTING, RECRUIT! You are an abomination to the human race, you are probably the sorriest, most pathetic failed abortion I have ever laid eyes upon!!! GET YOUR SORRY ASS ON MY QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!!! You got 1098765432 and ONE!!!! BITCH I SAID YOU'RE DONE MOVING!!! OH OKAY, okay, Recruit Fuckface doesn't want to stop moving! GET OUTSIDE MY SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OK, GET IN THE SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OUT!!! IN!!! OUT!!! Bitch say, "Aye sir!" OK Bitch, SCREAM "AYE SIR!" I swear to God if you don't say something, something BAD's gonna happen to you!
By Sosanna
Recruition
1. the act or process of recruiting.

2. Kind of like recruitment…….but not

We're working on the recruition of new members into our group.
By Karyl
IT Recruiter
A person who continually is confused with an employee of the unemployment office. Out of work IT people who do not have the skills to result in employment will often direct their frustration towards an IT recruiter for not being able to find them a job.

IT Recruiter: Sorry, (person lacking skills) but the client wasnt interested in interviewing you.

Person lacking skills: Well, then can you try to find me something else

IT Recruiter: Finding a job for you is your job not mine, the client pays me for filling their positions, not finding you a job.
By Sella
IT Recruiter
Information Technology Recruiter.

A person that knows nothing about technology and is unable to learn technology.

A pretender - one who attempts to "talk the talk" with IT people, but earns no respect.

A person that has little or no common sense.

A talent-less leach that makes money from the talents of IT people.

A person who believes that you have 4 years of experience with Windows 2003...

A person who tries to push you into a dead-end entry level job even though you have over 10 years of IT experience.

A person that will call you up to ask you things that are detailed on your resume (that they didn’t read).

A person that will ask you if you are interested in a (low end) job 300 miles from the major city that you live in despite the fact that you indicated that you were NOT interested in relocating.

A person who doesnt know what a BOX is.

In November of 2003, this moron calls me and asks me a bunch of stupid questions. When he asks me how many years of experience I had with Windows Server 2003, I thought he was joking, so I said: "FOUR". He didnt laugh and he didnt question me...


...So I said to the loser as he carried his belongings to his car after being fired: "Hey Tom - NOW do you know what a BOX is!? It's what you're carrying!"
By Celine
Recruiter
The most hardcore soldiers in the US Army. They work the longest hours and make the most money. They are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of shit son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. Sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the Army has thier happy asses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. When you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.

My recruiter was the person I most admired. He was honest and provided me with a future.
By Ermentrude
Recruiter
The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.

Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!
By Gavrielle
Recruiter
Faggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; An extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. College money that you won't have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the U.S.); Syn. Fag, Faggit, Tranny, Booty Juice Drinker, Deep throat representative.

By Faith