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Red Cum
the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers

"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"
By Correna
Red Cum Dragon
When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon

She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
By Wilma
Red Cum Dragon
The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.

That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.
By Julietta
Red Cum Dragon
A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)

"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"

"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
By Elnore
Red Velvet Cum Cake
When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy

Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake
By Tedra
Red Sox Cum Burper
A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.

Text Usage:

Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
By Kerrie