Define Smartest Meaning

slang for dumb ass who sucks
at everyhting

aarons the smartest ever man
By Doroteya

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
By Mignon
Smartest Race

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Dyane
Smartest Guy In The Room
The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
By Charmaine
Smartest Person In The Walmart
If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
By Mattie
Smartest Tool In The Shed
combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

By Valina
The Smartest Kid On The Short Bus
A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
By Elana
Smartest Guy On The Football Team
Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team
By Rebbecca
when yu smart boi and gud grammer and speling.

I ees the smartester pursun!
By Lucila
Smartest Person Alive

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror
By Eudora