Define Red River Meaning

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When the red river flows, take the muddy path.
By Gail
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When the red rivers flowin', Take the muddy back roads.

Dude, you don't wanna go there this week. I hear the red river is flowing, You need to go up the muddy back roads.
By Meta
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A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
By Candi
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When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.

Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie?
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.
By Harrietta
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the Red River is wen girl on her period (mostly notisable when the girls dont where a pad/tampon, or are just realy unclean)

wem battling the red river timmy always remember if the river flows red take the dirt track insted
By Brigit
Red River Shootout
Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"
By Jenica
Red River Shootout
When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!
By Geralda
Red River Slurping
when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.
By Inesita
Red River Rivalry
When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.

There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.
By Jana
Red River Clay
Crusty, dried blood stuck to the surrounding area of a woman's vagina during, or just after, her menstral cycle.

Before I munch some box, you've got to get rid of that Red River clay.
By Imojean