Define Reiner Meaning

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Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.

You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.

You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.

But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.

You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.

A "Reiner" is a stingy person who also has a small cock.

Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.

They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.

They are best avoided.

Reiner is another name for semen.

As in, " I am sorry I shot that Reiner all over your face."

Reiner is another name for "Human Garbage."

It is TOO BAD that their LYING, CHEATING, MOTHER-FUCKING GENES were not WIPED OUT with all the Other Fucking NAZI's during WWII.

They are mostly ARROGANT, SHIT FOR BRAINS, TURDS that Will TRY TO FUCK YOU OVER anytime they can.

man who works for a school who may or may not have a pole up his bum also he could be crucial to his health for him to get laid i would also not get in trouble with this man or could result in missing your entire day of classes standing out side his office for him to talk to you for all of 2 minutes but you still do not know what happend in math french english geo history or music a and beware he say no to everything and does not like to get his mustache dirty or wet and will call you his favorite student but then suspend expelled or yell at you many times.

Reiner has three Meanings.

1. Reiner is another name for a Pedophile (Child Molester). You will see them in the parks sitting on a bench, wearing sunglasses.

Many times, they will have these Velcro strip looking goatees.

EX: "Hey, look at the Reiner over there on the bench fantasizing about fucking all the kids in this park. Pretty Gross."

2. Reiner is another name for a Cradle Robber.

EX: "Wow, look at the Reiner over there with his mail order bride trophy wife. She is young enough to be his daughter."

3. Reiner is another name for a Pervert/Perv.

EX: "Look at the Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes. ICKY."

Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.

It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“

Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.

They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.

The most handsome and kind man alive. He always puts everyone first and trys his hardest. He is loyal and so fucking sexy. He always smells amazing and makes everyone around him happy. He has the most beautiful smile that lights up the world. He is smart and has an amazing soul. He is the definition of perfection and the world would be worse off without him. He’s also one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet one then you should never let him go.