When you've taken a large, stinky dump in the office bathroom, finished up, opened the door and presented yourself at
the sink and have been identified as the
culprit of the most ridiculous
aroma imaginable.
Dude, I was
blowing up the toilet in the men's bathroom and someone came in and started choking like they needed
CPR. When I came out for
the reveal, I realized it was our boss!