Here's the thing about ritualistic
poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by
man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if
jet fuel don't melt steel?
Tex: It makes perfect sense if
you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.