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Define Road Map Meaning

Road Map
When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.
By Theresita
Road Map
Very veiny boobs

"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"
By Lucille
Road Mapping
The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
By Hephzibah
Road Map Titties
titties that look like the map of wisconsin

Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!
By Jenni
Kentucky Road Map
When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
By Bibbye
Mexican Road Map
Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map
By Deeyn