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Define Rock Star Parking Meaning

Rock Star Parking
A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.

Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!
By Carolina
Rock Star Parking
Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.

"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
By Grete
Rock Star Parking
Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
By Carol-Jean
Rock Star Parking
The closest, or most desirable parking spot

Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
By Storm
Rock Star Parking
The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
By Bonnee
Rock Star Park
Parking in front of a building not in a parking spot, and blocking traffic. This does not mean finding a spot that is close, it means blocking traffic in front of a building. Only rock stars get that special treatment. Throwing something at this car is permitted as they aren't special.

Marcus didn't want to park in the parking lot so he decided to Rock star park right in front of the store and block traffic.
By Clarinda
Rock Star Parking
(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.

Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
By Perle
Rock Star Parking
also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space

we arrived late but still scored doris day parking
By Alfi